22
Jul

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

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21
Jul

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

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21
Jul

Friendzoning is a terrible thing. The idea of a friend zone is like a terrible, male…have you ever heard a girl say she’s in the friend zone? It’s a thing I think men need to be really careful about using. When they were kicking around titles for What If, before What If was chosen, I think that came up, and I was like, ‘No! Don’t do that!’ Do I think men and women can be friends? Yes, absolutely. Do I think men and women who are sexually attracted to each other can just be friends? Eh, it will probably become an issue at some point whether you deal with it, and talk about it and just move on, but it will always sort of get dealt with eventually…I definitely think the idea of friend zone is just men going, ‘This woman won’t have sex with me.’

Daniel Radcliffe, getting it (via falulatonks)  
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#you star #p: daniel radcliffe
21
Jul
but first, let me take a selfie

but first, let me take a selfie

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#determined to use my new gym membership #how did my makeup stay on #was sweating like a hooker in church #gym #selfie
20
Jul

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#the whole cultural appropriation thing is going way too far #like yeah don't wear headdresses and bad stereotype outfits #and tattoo weird shit on your body that has nothing to do with your culture #but wear a bold print or get a tattoo if you want to #jesus fucking christ
20
Jul

realslimzayn:

zayn would slay them all.. if he were there he would shit on them w his suit on his adonis body, he would destroy every single man on that wedding w his god like face and his sexappeal, his jawline would cut ur fave in two

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20
Jul
shannananan:

shannananan:

whenidance:

drblaine:

i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away
this is how i want it to be remembered

I will be quoting now talk at me while I eat when I’m like sixty.

this is where the classic gay hogwarts started. good times.

Happy 3 year anniversary to one of the greatest jokes to come out of the glee fandom.

shannananan:

shannananan:

whenidance:

drblaine:

i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away

this is how i want it to be remembered

I will be quoting now talk at me while I eat when I’m like sixty.

this is where the classic gay hogwarts started. good times.

Happy 3 year anniversary to one of the greatest jokes to come out of the glee fandom.

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17
Jul

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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17
Jul

Happy 17 years of Harry Potter!

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#oh god #f: hp
17
Jul
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#the weather is hot and so am I #also the bigger the hair the better the outfit right #right #selfie #my face #face tag
17
Jul

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

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17
Jul

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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17
Jul
tavr0ss said:

what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

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17
Jul

lesbianvenom:

#emmy nominated television

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14
Jul

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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