NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION
Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire
Friendzoning is a terrible thing. The idea of a friend zone is like a terrible, male…have you ever heard a girl say she’s in the friend zone? It’s a thing I think men need to be really careful about using. When they were kicking around titles for What If, before What If was chosen, I think that came up, and I was like, ‘No! Don’t do that!’ Do I think men and women can be friends? Yes, absolutely. Do I think men and women who are sexually attracted to each other can just be friends? Eh, it will probably become an issue at some point whether you deal with it, and talk about it and just move on, but it will always sort of get dealt with eventually…I definitely think the idea of friend zone is just men going, ‘This woman won’t have sex with me.’
zayn would slay them all.. if he were there he would shit on them w his suit on his adonis body, he would destroy every single man on that wedding w his god like face and his sexappeal, his jawline would cut ur fave in two
i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away
this is how i want it to be remembered
I will be quoting now talk at me while I eat when I’m like sixty.
this is where the classic gay hogwarts started. good times.
Happy 3 year anniversary to one of the greatest jokes to come out of the glee fandom.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
what does puta mean?
It means companion or best friend :)
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*