do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
if im going to this party im going looking like a 1950s teen murderess wielding the unknown satanic power of false eyelashes and a disinterested expression
"I guess I should introduce myself properly, but then again you’ll meet me soon enough. Not before your time of course, I make it a policy to avoid the living." - The Book Thief (x)
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
dont think there’s been a single glee christmas episode i haven’t loved
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
Are you afraid of the big bad wolf?
Sketchy thing to help deal with my 50th Anniversary feels