So I was giffing and now I can’t stop laughing.
I am MOST COMPANIONS doctor! Make an INFINITY CLARAS, fill up a dalek with teachers, yes! Best teacher I kidnap since 1963!
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early
i am this dog
relationship status: mainly just crying into a bottle of vodka with Dancing On My Own playing
going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
this is perfect
was that not literally the play
please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation